cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Crack Rock On The Head

A secret organization made by a secret company

yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)

by tredenvr April 24, 2021

crack-w****

Well your standard w**** would f*** for money a crack w**** will f*** for crack

Look at this crack-w**** on the corner

by Marcum ft.worthTX November 9, 2019

Cracked

To have previously involved in intercourse with another person

Frat Boy: Yo I just cracked that bitch last night

by Azivanity August 16, 2025

Cracked

When someone has gotten fucked ,or has just fucked someone else .

“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend”

“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”

by Loveeee February 13, 2025

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Crack Triangle

when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle

A: I heard dave got lucky at the party
B: I heard he had a Crack Triangle with three women
A: Nice!

by Honkykong13241324 July 1, 2011