bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

BOB

Battery operated boyfriend

Why Are you using Bob's when they have robs now it's so much cheaper on batteries

by Tressmess July 22, 2022

Bobs

The male version of Karens
Or a boomer that is never satisfied

Male version of Karens should be named bobs

by MinkC0atjus4thewinta June 4, 2020

bob

BOB IS A VERY TALENTED GUY

BOB CAN SURF LIKE A BEAST

by BOB 123.0 October 21, 2019

Bob

He's just Bob what else would you expect from this a guy named Joe?

BOB THE BUILDER HE CAN FIX IT.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD

Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!

by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019