FARTHUMPER ...Well I was sitting in the bath one day and I farted put my nose over the bubble as it popped and smelled my own fart so I guess I’m a fart humper
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Fart boy- a person who is goofy unlike the rest; holds a certain aura/state of mind that is unhinged to the rest of the population, someone that holds a sense of humor like no other.
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