Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

Country Music

ASS

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion

by Realniggaseatass August 18, 2023

country music

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.

I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

by AStupidDeer August 01, 2022

street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.

*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."

by Stefcellresearch January 02, 2019

Music Not

When playing a wind instrument (i.e Trumpet, Clarinet), one may come across a musical note (usually on sheet music) so much higher/lower than the rest, that the first reaction is typically a simple, "Hell no." Also applies to vocal music.

Trumpet 1: "Do you see that note dude?! It's so high!"
Trumpet 2: "No, that's not a music note, that's a music not."

Tenor 1: "How is any guy supposed to reach that?"
Tenor 2: "They aren't, that's a music not."

by Adolf Fuchs April 12, 2017

Music Twin

Someone who has the same exact taste in music as you

Yo me and Jake are music twins because we both like the same artists

by RealAmoeba October 03, 2018