monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011

monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010

ornery monkey

mischievously playful person

Patrick looked like he was going to kiss me--instead, he stuck his tongue up my nose, that ornery monkey!

by ornerymonkey July 23, 2010

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

Chezz monkey

A person who tends to make cheesy, lame or "chezzy" comments.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're friends now!

Person 2: You're such a Chezz monkey!

by Supertramp09 April 28, 2009

bunker monkey

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.

I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.

by bunker monkey August 29, 2007