Shit in my grandmothers mouth

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

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Mouth Body

A make out. If sleeping with someone means you caught a “body,” then simply making out with them is a “mouth body.” A way of making your sexual interaction with a partner sound more ceremonious.

Steve: Did the boys get any action last night?

Brad: Nobody took any girls home, but John caught a sick mouth body on the dance floor.

by somethingforya June 21, 2024

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When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.

Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!

by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

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Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

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