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Goldenboarding

The act of waterboarding transformed into a kink where the receiver is placed in a supine position, has their face covered with a used towel and then waterboarded using fresh urine instead of water. Often done in BDSM communities as a show of great trust.
He's in for the goldenboarding of a lifetime!
by JahnGoldenboard March 26, 2024
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GoldenDan

A man whom eats dirty minge but is very fun but loves the beak n likes pussy that has thrush n splash back off night club toilet in the pussy n then eats it
‘Yo my names goldendan that mucky box I ate wow’
by Vale vale vale May 19, 2024
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Goldeneyeing

A heavy form of nostalgia bias where someone defensively idealizes older media (games, movies, etc.) while ignoring flaws and dismissing modern improvements of later installments or other newer media that is similar. The word puts a twist on the mythic status of the 1997 Nintendo 64 game GoldenEye with related sight-based terminology like "rose-tinted glasses."

Traits:

1. Defensive nostalgia: Aggressively downplays dated elements (e.g., clunky controls, low framerates, bad game design).
2. Progress dismissal: Claims successors “lack soul” or "didn't feel the same" despite arguably objective upgrades (e.g., QoL features, accessibility, production value).
3. Community reinforcement: Widespread nostalgia in forums/communities amplifies bias (e.g., “You had to be there!”) .
"Stop goldeneyeing Ocarina of Time, Nintendo made a lot Zelda games that improved on it in every way!"

"You can't tell me GoldenEye still holds up today, modern FPS games play way better. You're goldeneyeing."
by taylor swift stan March 21, 2025
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Emily Goldenberg

That one girl in your class that loves to say “you’re my FAVORITE PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!”
Oh god i can hear Emily Goldenberg is here she’s already on her rant
by Oh god why? April 4, 2019
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the_goldenguard

circling_shpre 's account but they changed their username. They are cool and kinda look like the golden guard but they arent named hunter
person: why can't I find circling_shpre 's account?
me: they changed their user to the_goldenguard
by whodouthinkwrotethis? July 25, 2021
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fin goldenburg

when you are so bored/lonely that you type a random name
fin goldenburg is gay
by gay shrimps April 26, 2023
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offical.color.goldenrod

by mr big epics August 20, 2020
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