David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by imthebbc March 7, 2025
Get the Davidmug. by The Original LFA June 6, 2018
Get the David’s sistermug. This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the Davidmug. david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 2, 2022
Get the david turnbullmug. by bentenner November 24, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David Trindade is a remarkable individual, embodying qualities that make him exceptional. As a pillar of reliability, he never lets anyone down, showcasing unwavering integrity. His caring nature extends to all facets of life, offering support and empathy to those in need. David's humility and modesty shine through, despite his accomplishments. He exudes positivity and optimism, inspiring others with his enthusiasm. A natural leader, David rallies others towards common goals with vision and charisma. His intellect and talents are matched only by his curiosity and dedication. In essence, David is a beacon of goodness and nobility, leaving a legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness.
"After facing a tough situation, I was fortunate enough to meet David Trindade, whose unwavering support and kindness helped me through it all. He truly exemplifies what it means to be an amazing man."
by permalead April 27, 2024
Get the David Trindademug. Some arguibly funny ex viner who's got lucky enough to get famous same as Logan Paul but with less savagery currently sucking dick of every celebrity new celebrity so they can appear in his vlogs which content are not any different from your standard L.A. vlogger basically just another rich savage wannabe with hot girls in the thumbnail, you got me...al the package
Person 1: I'm sure that guy is gay how could he have rejected Madison Bear
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
by milked.cookie November 11, 2020
Get the David Dobrikmug.