David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David 9C

David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.

A: holy shit is that David 9C
B: Aaaaaaaaa bruh that me ong frfr.

by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024

John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!

Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!

by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022

David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

Davidness

Lack of clarity in words, actions and intentions, often conveyed via mixed signals.

I don’t understand him. It’s because of his davidness

by WeHaveGivenUp June 19, 2022

Seth David cinematic universe

Seth David's cinematic universe (aka sdcu) made of rgb dinosaurs and other rgb things

Person 1 : ayo this youtuber Seth David is so cool
Person 2 : so is Seth David cinematic universe

by ilovebaejin June 10, 2022