Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.

If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened

Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming

by functionallyInert December 14, 2023

Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.

Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.

by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Blice Cream

To get a blow job while eating ice cream.

Best day ever....I got a blice cream in the parking lot of Rita's!

by Frokeydokey July 6, 2023

Cream Plug

When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina

"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"

by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023