by Mrkdaddyeb February 15, 2019
Get the Strawberry shit cakemug. Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011
Get the Break-up Cakemug. One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
by adamlesh April 25, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart cakemug. When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
by ChickenO'theSea November 9, 2012
Get the Mud Cake Tunamug. During sex you pull your partners eyelids to the side and shove their face into some Tasty Cakes. Then you cum on their upper lip then draw your cum into a fo-man-Chu mustache. Then put their face into the freezer so it hardens.
by Newman, Paul November 10, 2006
Get the Tiwanese Tasty Cakemug. A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.
Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
by Rewg August 25, 2011
Get the cake and cock partymug. coffee and cake light
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
by blthrskt April 24, 2009
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