pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

What a 9 year old days when he wants to steal your art

Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

by vector9260 April 17, 2022

Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.

Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.

by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020

stoopid top

Getting oral sex in or on a moving vehicle ,bike,car,van,bus,truck ,train,plane,helicopter, etc. Don't matter if your the driver or not, Man or woman.

Riding down i57 get stoopid top from a chick name Keisha

by mancaveafterhours July 15, 2015

james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass

Look at that hunk he's such a James topping

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

bar top

A low-cut shirt, usually a v-neck, often with features such as one or more of the following: ruffles, sequins, lace, glitter, or other noticeable "flashy" elements. Often worn with jeans or, occasionally, a skirt, they are a figure-flattering yet relatively casual option for femmes or ladies looking to attract attention, be flirtacious, or express a mildly provocative style.

The slang appears to originate in Eastern Canada or the Maritimes.

"Are you going out with us tonight, Kate? You can borrow one of my bar tops."

by SciFiMagpie February 12, 2018

Top to Bottom

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.

You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.

by SearianPaint December 5, 2024