Red Scare

where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD.

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: I am having a red scare moment right now.. I was just riding in a friends car..

by annononononononononononooooooo March 28, 2011

Big Red

My future ex-wife. The one and only Big Red aka Bigz aka Biggie Bigz aka Notorious R-E-D.

Me: Yo, Heavy D, where's Bigz at?

D: Big Red's on the way, my man.

by Ham Dagger November 10, 2008

The Red Card

When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment

Dude, I was fucking this hot chick on her period and I had to give her the red card.

by Foot and e September 26, 2017

code red

Something one girls says to another when she notices the other girl has ''leaked''on her clothes during that time of the month

Oh crap,Sarah, code red. You have some vaginal blood on the back of your jeans. Here, use my sweater to hide the stain. I want it back tomarrow. CLEAN!

by TIZZOM August 25, 2004

red shoes

when someone has sexual intercourse with a volcano or object imitating a volcano.

i got red shoed yesterday.

by ima gay September 28, 2003

Red Sox

The worst team in the major leagues consiting of fat asses and horrible players. There colors are red and gay. The only reason they win is because people feel bad for them because they are so bad they only win twice every 80 years. Only faggets like the Red Sox.

1.I hope the Red Sox get into a plane crash in the middle of boston and all die.

2.Vatsal and Hector are gay for liking the Red Sox.

3.Im gay, my faviorite team is the Red Sox.

by Pat Fagan April 23, 2008

red balloon

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

by funnybunny May 6, 2008