Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
Get the bob cratchitmug. a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020
Get the Bob Rossmug. Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
Get the Bobmug. Did you enter the talent show?
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.
Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.
His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.
Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.
His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.
by Texascoaster August 1, 2022
Get the Bobmug. bob dope aka sponge bob dope is chunk dope / fent dope with a distinct yellow color, typically after being dyed with food coloring. Since bricks of yellow fent dope are square in shape, some have suggested they resemble Spongebob. As such, dealers and users often refer to yellow fent dope as sponge dope, bob dope, or sponge bob dope.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the Bob Dopemug. "When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
Get the Punch it like Bobmug.