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Chill Death

The "Chill death" of the universe occurs when a person lays down, sits, and stands simultaneously, resulting in the instant and complete annihilation of the known universe.
"holy fucking shit, that guy's standing and laying down! Stop him before the Chill Death of the universe kills us all!"
by spice_221 May 5, 2021
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The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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death

when you die your not living anymore meaning your now death
by idkbrokindagay September 9, 2020
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Stream of Death

(noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants
Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.
by kyle0326 April 7, 2020
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Fingering the Death Star

When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.
Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.
by SanjeCollins March 5, 2018
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Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.
Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death
by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021
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Death the kid

Death the kid is a character from soul eater and is the son of lord death. He uses two pistols as weapons. He is obsessed with symmetry on a concerning amount. Last fact: he has NO FUCKING SPINE here is his spine —> S
“Hey did you hear that death the kid beat up black star again?” “Yeah he turned at a 89 degree angle instead of 90”
by aNotNormalAnimeSimp April 1, 2021
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