Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton

I wanna lay Chris

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

Chris

A nerdy boy who knows a lot but is kind of weird, he knows a lot about planes kind of odd.

Chris is a nerd

by TypicalGuy994 October 1, 2016

Chris

Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously

“You already sent that, stop Chrissing”

by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019

chris dang

A fucking retard

Hey do you know chris dang?
Yeah the fucking autistic motherfucker???

by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

Chris Duffy

A guy who flashes other guys

He is a Chris Duffy; He showed me his dick.

by Piggy7344 August 7, 2014

Chris

Chris is a loyal handsome and most definitely an understanding person, he never gives up, he will always have your back, he will always cheer u up in the cutest ways possible, he is the definition of husband and boyfriend material. Chris has a personality which makes a women feel loved and welcomed in the world. He will always be there for u and will never leave u. He will be the type of guy to motivate u to be your best self.

Chris will you be with me forever?

by Bebe who will beat ur ass August 8, 2022

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018