Skip to main content

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey
by J19 December 28, 2016
mugGet the Tug Of Warmug.

War through weakness

Biden accidentally discovered war through weakness while dealing with Vladimir Putin.
by Sexydimma April 26, 2022
mugGet the War through weaknessmug.

Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
mugGet the Short Warsmug.

haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.
tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"
by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022
mugGet the haley warringmug.

Call of duty war zone adult

A Call of duty war zone adult is a man (most likely over the age of 20 and white) who

⚫says the n-word frequently even tho they aren't black.
⚫says that they will rape your mother.
⚫tries to act like a hacker.
⚫has no friends.
⚫is most likely fat and a discord mod.
bro I was playing and a call of duty war zone adult told me he was going to rape my mom.
by jaggedchris July 2, 2022
mugGet the Call of duty war zone adultmug.

war

I'm just doing this to- wait... "war mug"? well.....give me the "war mug" i guess
UD: buy a war mug!
me: uhhh..... ok. I'll buy a war mug
by The original sillygirl.png March 16, 2023
mugGet the warmug.

dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020
mugGet the dressed for warmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email