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Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?
by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019
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The Money Will Roll Right In

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

The money will roll right in
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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bass drum roll

A drumline tradition during which new bass drummers must stand on their heads while inside their harnesses being held up by their drums. After this they are officially part of the marching band. (Filming is optional but highly recommended.)
Shannon: Hey Jack get over here!
Jack: *starts walking*
Shannon: PUT ON YOUR BASS DRUM! NOW!
Jack: *scared* ok... *puts on drum*
Shannon: *pushes Jack onto the ground head first and makes him do a bass drum roll*
*Pat walks over and starts filming*
Jack: Are you filming yet?
Pat: No not yet
*This continues for two minutes*
by Russian_Tinkerbell October 31, 2013
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rolling sky news

A real news channel that does commentaries of rolling sky
Jack is a jake pauler , he watches rolling sky news
by Timmartins June 6, 2017
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Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.
Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"
by partytime23 January 23, 2011
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spicy butt roll

When some one is a naked plate of sushi on your birthday, and they place a spicy tuna roll in their butt crack. Upon eating you feel entitled to ask people for anything you want.
Bro, for my birthday she gave me a spicy butt roll
by lawlshawk May 15, 2020
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Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.
I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.
by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015
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