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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.
Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss
by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019
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potato noodle

1.Someone who is a good noodle and also is a potato (look up definition of potato to understand).

2. A noodle that is made from a potato.
"Miyah you're such potato noodle."
by Potatonoodleperson123 September 22, 2017
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024
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potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022
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Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas
Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala
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potato

Potatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is everything
by Bobbyisapotato June 15, 2018
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