Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

Potato

A somewhat tan man or woman who is fat

Look at Jim he’s such a potato

by HTXRCDIII December 15, 2018

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

Potato

A person with any sort of intellectual disability. Usually a hurtful, term.

My math class is full of a bunch of stupid ass potatoes.

by Kellys a potato May 4, 2018

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”

16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023