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Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah
by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020
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Post Disney Depression

That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.
Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.

Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022
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Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
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Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022
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Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.
Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.
by Couldnt be anonymous November 8, 2023
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Post-Fiend

A reformed character whose focus has shifted from the intensity of the fiendish experience to its continued longevity. Behavior tends to be self modified to include the regular consumption of caffeine and pure h20 in order to increase net health while maintaining a fiendish outlook. Can be found spending balanced amounts of time chatting to other post-fiends and regular fiends alike.

Its natural habitat includes many of the traditional fiendish haunts, but the subject has grown its base habitat to include more lounge style venues, with a growing appreciation for quality not quantity in its drinking habits.

Diet outside of fiendish activity is generally healthy, and has adapted itself to factor in the net gain in personal happiness caused by correct diet and nutrition.
Ex-clubbers who have outgrown the incessant filth and lifted themselves above the grime, attaining post-fiend status if they can alternate appreciation of substance abuse with appreciation of fine wines and literature.
by ralph535 October 24, 2008
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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