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Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.
by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
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Ghost posting

Ghost posting is when someone posts on Facebook groups anonymously, because there a scared little bitch who wants attention because nobody in real life will give them any, and they know that.
Stop ghost posting tough guy, you ain't shit, just a bitch made loser.
by IDMAYDM August 17, 2025
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Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020
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Fish posting

A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.
User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 24, 2023
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Post Traumatic BooBoo

When your a boss to an individual who has been named BooBoo, and you finally learn why the individual was named BooBoo and it is your problem now.
Are you ok? I think your suffering from Post Traumatic BooBoo. Did they fuck up again?
by The Myth the Man November 16, 2023
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