Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Music Limbo

The brief period of time between Spotify Wrapped (and whatever bullshit Apple music does) and January 1st, where anything you listen to won't be included in next years Wrapped.

"Hey man why the Hell are you listening to the Wiggles?"
"It's Music Limbo! It don't matter!"

by @Mahtahis December 6, 2020

Anti Lofi Music

Lofi Music is bad for you

Alex: Lofi Music are chill
HAEGREENDAL: GO WATCH HAEGREENDAL AND PUUUNG RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF STUPID LOFI MUSIC

Anti Lofi Music Day

by HyebinXXIII March 23, 2021

german house music

Noun: a nickname for a blow job

Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis

She hates to make German house music.

by FreeOJ November 29, 2019

Music TV Channels

A television channel that only shows music videos and ads.

Music TV Channels are just boring
fuck off you wanker

by leononurbandictroianl August 13, 2024

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.

*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."

by Stefcellresearch January 2, 2019