Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..
by Some Aussie Chick May 01, 2022
by bigdick51 November 23, 2021
A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
by olajide olajide November 25, 2021
A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.
by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021
Michael: i was saving that for when i eat
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
by Drink soda for fun December 16, 2020
Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
by TheyLuvRoti April 05, 2023