by lplikferd August 04, 2024
"Jesus cheated on me again*
by mayay February 05, 2024
He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.
“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
by Lukewarmlady April 03, 2022
Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021