Book a flight to Istanbul

In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU

DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT

HER: hey girlll
ME: IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU

by moggers635 April 17, 2024

Freaking and fighting

Basically fucking while arguing/fighting

Friend #1: Nigga, me and ashley were freaking and fighting all night last night

Friend #2: Nigga, What the hell is Freaking and fighting?

Friend #1: Fucking and arguing, dumbass.

Friend #2: Ohhh, my fault og

by Blasphemousnigga May 11, 2024

Catch a flight

To get high, or participate in any mind altering substance use

Homie: What you doin later?
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!

by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024

How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?

Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024