Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

rotten eggs

a synonym phrase for bad news

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2012

Egg With oil

One of the rarest sightings in Hawiwa Middle

The Egg With oil is basically bald and rubs oil on it's head

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

Shaggy egg

A liv is someone that’s is very kind and nice however can be irritating when attempting to steal a pencil case or personal object, overall very nice and amazing person that will call you at 6am or 11pm to play minecraft, makes you blush too much tho would recommend for Christmas and definitely worth the cop

Wow thanks mum a shaggy egg liv

by Fredb September 30, 2020

egg

The almighty.

egg.

Yes.

by R3D Momo March 31, 2021

Egg (hakuna matata)

A very chill guy on discord who can only sing hakuna matata really badly

Do you know Egg (hakuna matata) he wont stop singing that awsome song

by Egg (hakuna matata) June 13, 2021

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019