Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
Get the Chris Townsendmug. Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.
(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)
(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)
“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”
by anonymous November 3, 2023
Get the Chrismug. The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.
by A homosexual September 7, 2021
Get the Chrismug. by adormyahh September 19, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.
"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
by tfhb669 March 28, 2024
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022
Get the Chrismug. chris
by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019
Get the chrismug.