When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
Get the Colorado Crab Cake mug.1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006
Get the Cherry Cheese Cake mug.A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.
There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinatti Bundt Cake for dessert!
by Ceedee October 11, 2006
Get the Cincinatti Bundt Cake mug.A term used to describe close friends who are acting funny, silly, idiotic, or strange. It should be used with caution around people you do not know well.
by Cheesebob Puffpants March 5, 2008
Get the Nub Cake mug.when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head
Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
by george34567890 November 23, 2011
Get the Albanian plunger-cake mug.I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.
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An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
by adamlesh April 25, 2009
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