Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
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Beat it

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"

2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982

3: Chris Brown's motto

4: something you can't do in November
1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.

2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.

3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.

4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row
by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020
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BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012
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Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class
by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024
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Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.
by Bingledorf March 18, 2024
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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