person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025
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Get the Straight Poolin' mug.Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
Get the It's torture son, straight torture! mug.What a non-straight person who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by Wordsdefined July 16, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straight mug.The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
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(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.
(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.
(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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