Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020

Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking

"Jake Small forehead"

by Poopheadjake February 21, 2022

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jake

Handsome man who stole the heart of someone

Noun to look out for
Jake is a man who stole my friends heart

by Engene002 July 8, 2021

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022