Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

taking my mind

It's basically saying that you like someone. And you can't stop thinking about them

Wow your taking my mind

by yoyocarl April 16, 2017

take that for data

To not have pedegree over coach pop.

i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*

by Coach pop April 26, 2017