Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!
by QuacksO July 1, 2020

by lucasllama June 12, 2018

by The Observer (kadenbane) December 21, 2023

Paul is the best person you will ever meet! He is caring and gives to everyone. He loves his family more then anything in the world and would do anything for them. He has been through so much in his life that could have brought him down but he still lights up a room. He is so funny and will always have a joke waiting for you when you need to be cheered up. He is from a large family but loves it and wouldn’t trade anything for the people that mean the most to him in the world. He puts everyone before him and will light up your day just being in the same room as him for 5 minutes. He will always say hi to you and catch up anytime he sees someone for the first time in a while. People are amazed by the caring, loving, giving person they have just met after having just one conversation with him. After you meet him you have no choice but to love him. He gets injured a lot but that doesn’t bring him down and he has a very very high pain tolerance. If you don’t have a Paul in your life you are missing out!!
by Lucile Lewis lol April 16, 2022

by yo mommas baby July 9, 2018

Very skilled at Gawk Gawk 3000
Stranger: Dude what did you do with Paul last night?
Me: Oh, he gave me the Gawk Gawk 3000!
Stranger: You're one lucky person!
Me: Oh, he gave me the Gawk Gawk 3000!
Stranger: You're one lucky person!
by snrjuanfran March 22, 2022

Funny and kind. He has his heart in his hand, will always be there for his friends even if he tries to invent a dark side for himself. He is to be taken with irony. Once the evening begins he is unstoppable yet very stressed. You may also wanna know that he enjoys taking on challenges.
by Lpd007 November 21, 2021
