monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

lucky nut

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and she starts her period a couple of days after

Yeah man, I totally forgot to pull out the other night. Fortunately she just started her period, so I had a lucky nut

by NoParadox July 1, 2019

Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.

The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

thump nut

A game played where one will try to thump their opponents testicles.

The University of Alabama has a Fraternal thump nut league.

by CMS744 May 10, 2016

deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021

ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022