Best Hand Ever

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.

oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.

by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Second Hand Orgasm

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.

Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?

by Galen Weston May 22, 2012

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Ramsey Hand Bong

The art of cupping your hands whilst holding a marijuana cigarette between 2 fingers, then placing you mouth over the hole in the top of you hands and toking as you would a bong. This is not advisable to be tried by anyone outside of the ramsey area, as it's grim and should only be attempted by trained professionals.

Im choking after that Ramsey Hand Bong....
That Ramsey hand Bong was sooo nasty

by Stoned Dan July 22, 2008

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

man hand lake

Commonly used by uneducated French Canadians meaning to say man made lake. Also known as a lake made by humans...stipid Frenchy.

You ever been at le man hand lake in middle of the forest!

by FrEqOuT23 November 18, 2006