May 13

give every trans person that you know at least 5 or more dollars

Oh, it's May 13. I'm going to give 20 dollars to my transgender best friend!!

by imatranskid:) May 5, 2022

May 5th

National Call that one person… that person that came to mind.

Girl:can i call you and tell you everything on my mind good or bad its may 5th.

Boy: ofc just dont sit there with it all bottled up its going to make you go crazy.

by Babby boo May 5, 2022

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

May 22nd

everybody you know owns you a squishmallow

I love May 22nd

by 3pinkelephants May 5, 2022

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 5, 2022

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022