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Jake Paul

Cringiest living being on the planet. Apparently, he likes to marry people for views. He would do ANYTHING for money and views.
by wedhjsn December 5, 2019
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jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.
jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff
by j4k33 July 22, 2021
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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
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Jake

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher
Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss
Jake: Yeah you look sexy
by 10,000? September 2, 2022
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Jake’s

“Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”
by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024
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Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
by anonymous February 10, 2024
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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma
by Fish20 February 17, 2023
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