Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.

"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"

by definition mf June 9, 2021

jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 8, 2018

Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.

Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.

by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022