Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
Get the crack flappingmug. by Phoenix_Birb February 24, 2022
Get the Crackedmug. cracking
"name 5 kanye songs or crack your hb"
"just crack him already but be careful he sensitive 💔🥀"
or
"how my bro looks at me after he pays for my food so i return the favor and lowkey crack his tight buh"
"name 5 kanye songs or crack your hb"
"just crack him already but be careful he sensitive 💔🥀"
or
"how my bro looks at me after he pays for my food so i return the favor and lowkey crack his tight buh"
by CRACKINGLOVER67 August 2, 2025
Get the crackingmug. 1. Something done that is completely off the wall, or bogus.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
by KMITCH1120 November 19, 2013
Get the Crackmug. Look at this crack-w**** on the corner
by Marcum ft.worthTX November 9, 2019
Get the crack-w****mug. A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.
by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 27, 2017
Get the Cup'o Crackmug. Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016
Get the crack onemug.