by Aaron.is.hot July 24, 2021
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A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.
This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.
This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
Get the "blue-barrel" guymug. Billy: Did you hear what happened to Rob?
Jack: No what?
Billy: He's dating that mexican chick who would only date guys like that jerk Izayas!
Jack: Isn't he a bouncer?
Rob: Yeah and he knows how to talk to girls, man wish it was easy to become a tough nice guy.
Jack: No what?
Billy: He's dating that mexican chick who would only date guys like that jerk Izayas!
Jack: Isn't he a bouncer?
Rob: Yeah and he knows how to talk to girls, man wish it was easy to become a tough nice guy.
by The Middle School Swami October 14, 2013
Get the tough nice guymug. The point in a conversation where a nice guy, having been rejected by the object of his desires, drops the gentleman act and does a 180 on his attitude, revealing himself as the petty, entitled man-baby that he is.
"You are such a wonderful person. You deserve someone who will take care of you, serve your every need, and never hurt you. Will you do me the honor of allowing me to be that man?"
"Oh, that's sweet of you to say, but I'm just not interested."
"You stuck up bitch, I was doing you a favor pretending you're worth anything, and you think you're too good for me? 21st century women are all spoiled sluts. Get cancer and die."
"...annnd there's the nice guy 180."
"Oh, that's sweet of you to say, but I'm just not interested."
"You stuck up bitch, I was doing you a favor pretending you're worth anything, and you think you're too good for me? 21st century women are all spoiled sluts. Get cancer and die."
"...annnd there's the nice guy 180."
by causticAnatomy July 14, 2018
Get the Nice guy 180mug. A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
by Guy Harry September 12, 2017
Get the Dirty Schweppes Guymug. Tall sexy glass of water named Taija.
She is so sexy, all the boys swoon over Thai even during "No Simp September"
She is so sexy, all the boys swoon over Thai even during "No Simp September"
by Vance refrigerator September 1, 2021
Get the Thai the Fry Guymug. Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug.