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guitar guy alley

a small location where guitar guys congregate.
outside the entryway to Illinois Central College is a total guitar guy alley
by voodoo170 October 8, 2010
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tough nice guy

Rare person who manages to be tough yet still is frendly, Nice Bouncer, Firefighter, Soldier etc.
Billy: Did you hear what happened to Rob?

Jack: No what?

Billy: He's dating that mexican chick who would only date guys like that jerk Izayas!

Jack: Isn't he a bouncer?

Rob: Yeah and he knows how to talk to girls, man wish it was easy to become a tough nice guy.
by The Middle School Swami October 14, 2013
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"blue-barrel" guy

blu bar-uhl gahy:

A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.

This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
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saucy my guy

e.g Ayo that delivery driver is saucy my guyyy
by jamesarthur2009 March 24, 2021
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Dirty Schweppes Guy

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
by Guy Harry September 12, 2017
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Thai the Fry Guy

Tall sexy glass of water named Taija.
She is so sexy, all the boys swoon over Thai even during "No Simp September"
by Vance refrigerator September 1, 2021
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Larry the Cable Guy

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!
by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005
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