Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well

I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.

by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011

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Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.

Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !

by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011

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Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.

by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011

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Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011

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Facebookeando

Verb - A Chicano term used when one is on Facebook to check their status, email or apps.

Orale, homie, call you in a bit estoy Facebookeando. I'll call you when I'm done.

by Toni Sane August 29, 2011

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Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

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