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Poonie Fart

It's the built up air present in a ladies vagina after she has had a night of long hard sex. The sweet air is expelled through the vaginal crevice causing her pussy lips to flap back and forth at top speeds making a sloppy fart sound.
Hey did you hear Lisa droppin those poonie farts last night in her sleep? They sounded sloppy wet and nasty. Hope she had her panties lined up right.
by gergee October 6, 2011
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Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.
The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.
by Ketem December 14, 2014
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fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.
If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!
by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009
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fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts
That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.
by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014
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fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do
Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!
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Fart Lagg*

When someone releases a deadly one and the effect is delayed until they walk away. Also known as SBD.
"We just had some fart lagg* up in here!"

"Man, I think Jill just ripped one 'cause im getting some fart lagg*"
by LightGenitals December 19, 2008
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