Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen

Crimbo Chris is not amazing

by A deluce December 5, 2019

Chris

Has a limp dick .

Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.

by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019

chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars

That guy is a total Chris Parkinson

by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018

chris markel

A rapist a stocker an asshole and much more makes good money but doesn't spend it wisely he comes and go's but only comes when he needs something

What a relief chris markel is no longer in my life

by Impossible69420 March 4, 2018

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody

Chris Stanley is epic man

by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020

Chris

Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.

"Chris is so cute!"
"Did you hear that joke he made about 7?"

"I think I like Chris.."

by ValerieStar March 30, 2020