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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
mugGet the cracks my shortsmug.

crack jiz

The white crusties you get around your mouth when you're smoking crack ,have really dry mouth, and sucking dicks
Wipe that crack jiz off your mouth bro, it looks like you just got done sucking on a dick
by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022
mugGet the crack jizmug.

Cracked

The meaning of being insane, or crazy.
Player 1: *Wipes 2 whole duos* Player 2: yooo, this kid is cracked!
by 12yo August 2, 2019
mugGet the Crackedmug.

Cracked

To have had sex
person 1: I got cracked so good last night
person 2: sick
by jerseydog August 9, 2025
mugGet the Crackedmug.

Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.
John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude
by Dherky December 29, 2021
mugGet the Wiener crackmug.

Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks
by anonymous February 7, 2023
mugGet the Butt crackmug.

Cracked

Means You havd intercouse with someone
Yea i cracked Kim last night
by LemonadeDrinkler225 July 23, 2022
mugGet the Crackedmug.

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