June 5

Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can

Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!

by Anonymous Anonymousanonymousan October 30, 2019

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5+7

gay maths

"what's gay math?"
"Sorta like, 5+7"

by ilovetherockxxx December 21, 2022

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exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5 sta June 30, 2023

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

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5-3-4

Drinking: When you're in 5th gear cruisin, hit 3rd red-lined, then take forth and send it - usually applied during day drinking

In a sentence/conversation: Q-What should we do tonight.
A-Fuck it- let's 5-3-4

Synonyms: Second Wind, Throttle Up and, and Send it

Antonyms: Go to bed>, pump the breaks>, and >you little bitch

by BillCharles December 19, 2020

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