April 12th

April 12th is national Ava day, find yourself an Ava and tell her she’s sexy

Wow bro it’s April 12th

Do you know an ava??
You do?? Damn, lucky you

by 100%straightfacts October 29, 2019

April 10th

April 10th is the day where you send nudes to anyone and everyone you wish. If someone asks, you send! (with your consent of course!!)

"Hey it's april 10th here are some nudes"

by Emanes April 8, 2021

16th of april

National Aoife Backed away day

The 16th of April

“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”

The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend

by Arlo Murphy November 16, 2021

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 10

A day in which a hot guy snaps and sends a pic of what he’s packing in his briefs to a girl to pull.

It’s April 10, and he sent me a pic of his package while wearing briefs. Yay for April 10.

by Clever Trojan 05 April 10, 2024

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018

April 15th

April 15th

Sung to the tune of "Close to You"

by The Carpenters.

"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!

So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.

That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!

Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕

by iLizard June 18, 2020