April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 4, 2023

7 April

Give someone whos birthday is on this day MANY PRINGLES AND ANIME SH!T!!!!!

Person: it's 7 April today.. MY birthday

Them: :(

Person: hand them over!

Them: *hands over pringles and anime sh!t*

Person: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

by Frognut December 11, 2020

April 25th

April 25th is National get buzzed off their assee with a strong vape. Dont lay back. Smoke that shit dry!

April 25th is the best day ever. U smoke until u cant no more!!

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

April 2nd

Only the coolest of the coolest
The best of the best
The amazing of the amazing
The prettiest of the pretty
Are born on this date

People born on April 2nd are amazing!

by 31239123 November 19, 2022

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

April 20th

International "Tip Your Favorite Creator For No Reason at all" day. A day to celebrate your favorite, talented OF creator!

"Hey babe! Why did you tip me $500 right now? 🥰" "Oh it's because it's April 20th!"

by viko22 April 19, 2024

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022