step douche-bag

That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
by cheypie101 February 12, 2010
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Super Douche

1. Means that you are more douchier than a douche bag and u are a complete and utter fucking mug.
2. Ure a CUNT!
Luke boi is a fuckin super douche!
by bilza July 09, 2006
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baba ga douche

A derogatory term for the stereotypical "rag head" (which is also a derogatory, stereotypical term). It is derived from the combination of "Baba Ganoush" and Douche Bag.

Baba Ganoush is a dip made from eggplant and is very popular in India.

It is a modern, Middle-Eastern-aimed version of "Kraut" or "Limey" but with the very cool and useful "douche" added to the end.
Loud-mouthed, drunk tourist to a pair of Indians on the streets of Calcutta:

Hey! Haji, Baba Gadouche: Where's f-ing Johnny Quest? You guys suicide bombers, or what? Where's Mama Gadouche, anyway?

Of course, these guys do not know much about world events or anything else, obviously.
by Tit May 09, 2005
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Double Douche Bag

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.
by sunshine589 May 18, 2009
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Douche-bag-no-lights

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
by CPap April 01, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Douche

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"
by RocketPower10 February 27, 2011
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Douche de Baggo

A douche bag who's origins come from spanish speaking countries. He can be found in bars, alleys, alamo reinactments, weddings, porn shops, the set of The Three Amigos, and the occasional domestic dispute.
Dude, you see that guy? Yeah it's Douche de Baggo. Lets sing him a hymn. Hymn hymn fuck him.
by Bungholiocious February 05, 2009
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