A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
Get the Porcelain Funnel Cakemug. 1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006
Get the Cherry Cheese Cakemug. A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.
There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinatti Bundt Cake for dessert!
by Ceedee October 11, 2006
Get the Cincinatti Bundt Cakemug. A term used to describe close friends who are acting funny, silly, idiotic, or strange. It should be used with caution around people you do not know well.
by Cheesebob Puffpants March 5, 2008
Get the Nub Cakemug. when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head
Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
by george34567890 November 23, 2011
Get the Albanian plunger-cakemug. I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.
by Glasspom January 24, 2021
Get the Bake my cakemug. Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011
Get the Break-up Cakemug.